I reply: " A half smoked joint".
He says: "You know I can take you down to jail for that."
I replied: "You know you'd be taking me to jail stoned, wouldn't THAT be illegal?"

He looked at me like I had said the dumbest thing.

He says: "Ok wise guy we will see how wise you will be when I take you down to jail."
I replied: " How can you be wise taking me to jail for a joint, when there are people out there selling crack to teenagers in neighborhoods you pussies are too afraid to go into. Poor people of different races are beating eachother/their children/their wives up while you guys turn your blind eye, because rich people are robbing them en masse, and you motherfuckers are arresting people for joints just so you can fine me and make more money at the end of the month. You sir should be in jail."
He says: " No, it is my duty to catch crime and take you to jail. "

So I reply: "How many people did I kill, and rob for that joint? Because the president robs and kills people every day and I'd love to see him go to jail for his crimes."
He slams me against the wall, puts handcuffs on me and takes me to his master to sequester me.
I yell at him while they're forcing me to go down to my holding cell: " So much for Liberty, Brotherhood, and Equality."
In my jail cell I met a guy who works for the local mafia, and he had smuggled a joint into the holding cell. We went in a corner where the camera couldn't see us, and smoked it. He told me about deals the local mafia has with the mayor to bring drugs in from North Africa to Marseille by boat, thanks to millionaire mansions along the coast. Good friends of the mayor. And tells me how the local mafia regularly send their own to get caught with petty crimes just to keep the local police distracted. And how some police officers high up in the hierarchy get paid hush money.

Then he explains the best part: "None of us are going to go to jail for more than a year because the jails are overpacked, and even if we do, we own the jails, we run the drugs in there, the cigarettes, the food... it's basically like a vacation home for people in the mafia. Even in there we cause violence just to keep drug prices high, and pay the guards to catch innocent people to fill their quotas."

And you'd think this was unique, but this is going on ever...

Source: Anarchadia