Another evening. You try to connect to Facebook as Turismo Associati and you get, again, a warning messagge: "Account Temporarily Unavailable - Your account is currently unable to use Facebook for Websites. For more information, please log in to www.facebook.com and follow the instructions you see there."

You go to the main page, insert the password to Fascist Facebook and, on a page called  CheckPoint, read: "Convert Your Timeline to a Page - It looks like you’re using your Timeline to represent an organization, business, brand or public figure. Personal Timelines are for individual people and must be held under an individual name. Facebook Pages are similar to Timelines, but offer unique tools for connecting people to a topic they care about, like an organization, business, brand or public figure. We recommend converting your Timeline to a Facebook Page, because using a personal Timeline to represent anything other than yourself doesn’t follow the Facebook Terms." And you say: "Crap, is there some operator who really checks if Turismo Associati is an individual people's name or an organzation or brand? They added "public figure"... how come a public figure can not use a CIA Facebook Timeline?! Strange.

There is nothing else to do, SS Facebook is forcing you to: Pick a Page Category. What type of Page do you want? Local Business or Place, Company, Artist, Brand or Product, Cause or Community... We choose one, agree to the Facebook Pages Terms and the next page moves (should move) the photos from the Timeline to your page (new page).

At the end Shitty Facebook asks you: "Convert This Personal Timeline?" You're about to convert your Timeline to a Page. Turismo Associati. After you do this, you can still log into your account using the same info (email or phone number and password). For your security, please enter your Facebook password".

And you enter your password! And press Convert This Timeline. But nothing, the password is not accepted. Using English Pirate as language you get this note from Facebook: "Ye Flag be missin', matey!" In English ot means: "There was an error creating your Page." And if you insert the wrong password, you read this: "That's be not the Secret Code ye Scurvy Curr!"

What the fuck? You try and try, but find a wall of stupidity in front of you. So you get back and choose: Forget your password! And here is the CATCH! CRAPPY FACEBOOK IS PLANNING SOMETHING! You can Reset Your Password. OK. They ask you: "How would you like to reset your password?" And give you two possibilities:

1) Use my Yahoo! account
Log in to Yahoo! (if you aren't already) to quickly reset your password.

2) Email me a link to reset my password. ALWAYS A YAHOO E-MAIL ADDRESS, BECAUSE FACEBOOK, STRANGELY DOES NOT ACCEPT ANY OTHER EMAIL WHEN CREATING YOUR ACCOUNT.

We have chosen too many time the second possibility, the link to the email, but NO mail was EVER sent or received. And we looked in the Spam and Trash where a mail from Fakebook should normally go.

Do you get the IDEA? Not yet?!

There is a third option: "No longer have access to these?" How Can We Reach You? Please enter an email address or phone that you know you can access. We'll use this address to send you messages about recovering your account. Insert: New Email or Phone...

IN OUR OPINION, FASCIST FACEBOOK JUST WANTS, AS USUAL - IF NOT ASKING FOR A CREDIT CARD NUMBER (JUST TO SEE THAT YOU ARE A REAL PERSON TO CREATE AN APPLICATION) - YOUR PHONE NUMBER, TO TRACK YOU DOWN, ANOTHER EMAIL TO HACK, OR AS A FIRST OPTION:
Use Yahoo! to Reset Your Password. A pop-up should've just appeared - if you're not already logged into your Yahoo! account, you'll need to log in here. You can then immediately (!!!) change your Facebook password.
Don't see a pop-up? Make sure your browser's pop-up blocker is turned off and try again.

Notice that IMMEDIATELY! They deliberately fail to work a simple service to send you a link to the e-mail they already have... but ask you to:
Click "Agree" to sign in to www.facebook.com using your Yahoo ID and allow sharing of Yahoo info. You are sharing the following:
xxxx@yahoo.com
By clicking Agree you are agreeing to the Yahoo Additional Terms of Service and Yahoo’s sharing of the types of account info listed above on return visits."

So, I should agree to be an asshole, part of the sheeple who are agreeing to the Yahoo Additional Terms of Service and Yahoo’s sharing of the types of account info... DO YOU KNOW THE Additional Terms of Service ???

PLEASE READ THIS PASSAGGE: "OpenID and OAuth Terms:

Your use of OpenID for automatic login to third party sites or OAuth to permit third parties to access information from your Yahoo! account is at your sole risk. While Yahoo! takes measures to protect the privacy and integrity of your user data and has implemented security controls governing external companies, Yahoo! cannot guarantee the integrity of the third parties to whom you have granted access to your account or permission to handle your user data using OpenID or OAuth. Yahoo! also cannot guarantee that your data will be protected at all times or that such third party will not mishandle or misuse your data once these third party companies have been granted access to the Yahoo! systems and network on your behalf. To better understand how this third party treats your personal information, please read their privacy policy."

There was an error creating your Page. There was an error creating your Page. There was an error creating your Page...

Was there really, or There was a created error for your Page?

Maybe, just maybe, the articles that TurismoAssociati.it posts on the web, like: Media indoctrination and propaganda: TELEVISION AND THE HIVE MIND by Mack White or GET THEM WHILE THEY ARE YOUNG: subliminal sexual embeds in advertising, movies, cartoons and more and Subliminal Manipulation. How Media and Advertising Uses Neurolinguistic Mind Control Programming by Jonathan Adampants are articles Facebook does not want to be made public on its "social network"...

Should we try to ease them down with this news: Chemicals that act on the same pathways as marijuana could be useful in preventing brain injury that occurs in HIV, suggests new research from Harvard University?

Just askin'...

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