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Atheism, in a broad sense, is the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities. Most inclusively, atheism is simply the absence of belief that any deities exist. Atheism is contrasted with theism, which in its most general form is the belief that at least one deity exists.

so not only does god have a penis, but its a "perfected" penis. thing must be awe-inspiring.

If he is made in his own perfect image, is he pre-circumcised, or does he need someone to mutilate him to reach perfection?

Wow! I have NEVER thought of this? Maybe if the muslims get virgins in heaven, I can get some of that god-penis action if I become a mormon! Hmmm...I'll be in my bunk...

And the erections thereof can trigger earthquakes...

Just learned about this website. IT'S TROLL TIME.

Quick, to the Trollmobile!

Cognitive dissonance: because not thinking about it is so much easier.

I always thought "does God have a belly button?" was more of a head scratcher. 

He does, but only because Satan put it there to test our faith.

Christians hate specific questions like this. Does god have a toilet and need to go for a shit? When jesus ascended to heaven was he in human form? How did the body get through the upper atmosphere and where exactly did it go? Did jesus ever masturbate when he was a teenager?

I'm tempted... http://mormon.org/chat/

I've tried it and they are mostly so slow to respond that you get bored before you can have very much fun with them.
I feel kind of bad for them though because there are probably just a handful of volunteers addressing all these chats who are being threatened with hellfire if they don't match a conversion quota.

I tried it a few times and my experience was mostly the same. I did get a pretty good one last month though:

Well done.

i don't know what's better--this chat conversation, or the fact that there is a mormon.org with a chat option

I dont think you will get anyone to answer this question. It opens up all sorts of interesting follow up questions.

If god has a penis, did he use it to penetrate Mary. And if so, doesn't that technically not make her a virgin?

Of course, he's been fucking with us ever since.

Of course she doesn't, don't be ridiculous. Well, there was that time with a strap-on, but I don't think that counts, and neither of us had fun.

Funny thing is that SETH was the god if the underword for Ancient Egyptians...

You were going for the godly boner question, weren't you, devilish mind?

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