Atheism - from Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

Atheism, in a broad sense, is the rejection of belief in the existence of deities. In a narrower sense, atheism is specifically the position that there are no deities. Most inclusively, atheism is simply the absence of belief that any deities exist. Atheism is contrasted with theism, which in its most general form is the belief that at least one deity exists.

sghost
so not only does god have a penis, but its a "perfected" penis. thing must be awe-inspiring.

coriolisFX
If he is made in his own perfect image, is he pre-circumcised, or does he need someone to mutilate him to reach perfection?

nouriemail
Wow! I have NEVER thought of this? Maybe if the muslims get virgins in heaven, I can get some of that god-penis action if I become a mormon! Hmmm...I'll be in my bunk...

MormonAtheist
And the erections thereof can trigger earthquakes...

RobotKitten
Just learned about this website. IT'S TROLL TIME.

Dickjokes
Quick, to the Trollmobile!

Wyrds
Cognitive dissonance: because not thinking about it is so much easier.

Dustin_00
I always thought "does God have a belly button?" was more of a head scratcher. 

jrandom
He does, but only because Satan put it there to test our faith.

mapryan
Christians hate specific questions like this. Does god have a toilet and need to go for a shit? When jesus ascended to heaven was he in human form? How did the body get through the upper atmosphere and where exactly did it go? Did jesus ever masturbate when he was a teenager?

_whyhellothere
I'm tempted... http://mormon.org/chat/

fivetoone
I've tried it and they are mostly so slow to respond that you get bored before you can have very much fun with them.
I feel kind of bad for them though because there are probably just a handful of volunteers addressing all these chats who are being threatened with hellfire if they don't match a conversion quota.

jswhitten
I tried it a few times and my experience was mostly the same. I did get a pretty good one last month though:
http://pastebin.com/uvsj4DjJ

puredemo
Well done.

heylg
i don't know what's better--this chat conversation, or the fact that there is a mormon.org with a chat option

oldjonesy
I dont think you will get anyone to answer this question. It opens up all sorts of interesting follow up questions.

kevin92620
If god has a penis, did he use it to penetrate Mary. And if so, doesn't that technically not make her a virgin?

smokecat20
Of course, he's been fucking with us ever since.

Prezombie
Of course she doesn't, don't be ridiculous. Well, there was that time with a strap-on, but I don't think that counts, and neither of us had fun.

erzamuro
Funny thing is that SETH was the god if the underword for Ancient Egyptians...

Ravenloft
You were going for the godly boner question, weren't you, devilish mind?

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