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InterReflections film production update - May 2015.
Friends, As some may know, I have been developing the first of the long anticipated "InterReflections" Trilogy for over 3 years now.
Sadly, both time and budget issues have kept this film at bay. As painful as it is, I am now reaching out to my supporters to help push this project along.
I have launched an Indiegogo Campaign to help fund the project to completion: Please support this campaign: Link HERE
I wish to state that to protect the artistic and communicative integrity of the work, I have refused financial offers from those who insist to interfere... or are interested in profit alone.
The core budget problem faced now is the professional CGI work. While many have volunteered help for some degree or another, the true nature of the need requires a professional CGI studio. This campaign is to help finance that aspect of production - to assure high quality visual fx.
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Jordan Maxwell and His Life's Work Under Attack! For over 25 years, Jordan's been a victim of criminality and greed. Under pretense of help, many vicious plunderers, devoid of any human compassion and decency, came along presenting themselves as friends, proceeding to steal everything Jordan Maxwell was trying to do. As a result, Jordan couldn't fight back these marauders because they (as mere webmasters) ALWAYS secretly redirected ownership of the website and bank account to themselves, leaving Jordan with no money to care for or defend himself. To add insult to injury, Jordan's been the object of unscrupulous slanderers libeling both his name and work. To make matters worse, other ruthless, Al-Qaeda, fundamentalist Christians and their websites pick up and continue to promote the vicious slander and lies spread by the enemies of Jordan's work. Well, it's time to break the cycle. Jordan now has the support of friends, competent attorneys, and his audience. ... And one last thought:
Jordan Maxwell is not the first and will not be the last of brave people who've put their life and reputation on the line to expose the sinister underbelly of the three major religions Judaism, Christianity, and Islam. While not being the first or the last, he is however, today a leading exponent exposing to the world the dark, obscene side of these three pagan religions. Jordan Maxwell and his work is an idea whose time has come.
"Islam, Judaism, and Christianity … No lie lives forever. Your days are numbered." — Jordan Maxwell It is written in Scripture that Jesus was the Bringer of Truth and Light into the world. He said to those who would follow in His path, quote:
"The slave is no greater than the master. … What they have done to Me, they will do to you." — John 15:20
"Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake." — Matthew 5:11
"Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour." — 9th Commandment; Exodus 20:16
Jordan and the Producer of the Jordan Maxwell Show briefly explain what's going on with current litigation between Jordan's old web master and the Jordan Maxwell Show, and then Jordan continues discussing familiar topics. Jordan is doing his show again and will try doing a show a week while in litigation!
Jordan would like to personally thank those who helped him by donating.
Please, if you've not helped yet, and are thinking about helping Jordan, now is a time of need.
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There is a legal battle in motion RIGHT NOW at the Federal level, California Central District Court, to deal with and confront the people, who are trying to stop Jordan Maxwell from reaching you. MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT, LLC, a Dolezal (Josef D. Dolezal, Josef John Dolezal, & Jakub Richard Dolezal) front company, claim ownership of ALL media featuring Jordan Maxwell because of a so-called contract in 2010. Without the Jordan Maxwell Show's consent, the Dolezals unilaterally registered a copyright with the US Copyright Office for the Jordan Maxwell Show, Registration Number / Date: SR0000724218 / 2013-04-19, via their front MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC, giving them power to threaten people with copyright infringement and/or litigation, if Jordan Maxwell is allowed to speak or appear publicly. The Dolezals / MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC produced/produce NO CONTENT nor CREATED/CREATE any content for the Jordan Maxwell Show. The Jordan Maxwell Show wants and has NO affiliation with the Dolezals or MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC. Robert Gill, the producer of the Jordan Maxwell Show, filed a copyright infringement lawsuit, case number 2:14-cv-04799-GHK-VBK, on Friday, 20-June-2014, in Federal California Central District Court, against MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC, Josef Dolezal, DOES (JOHN & JANE DOES — anonymous people, identity unknown) and THE PYRAMID CENTER (another Dolezal front company). The lawsuit challenges the so-called contract as ILLEGAL, to prevent the Dolezals from taking down media featuring Jordan Maxwell, which we allege is ILLEGAL, too. Jordan Maxwell has been dealing with this situation for the past several years, hence the dearth of public appearances by Jordan lately, as these people threaten litigation and/or copyright infringement against many people wishing to allow Jordan to speak or appear publicly (Dolezals threaten PROJECT CAMELOT with lawsuit).
Declaration of Diligence Report Filed in Federal Court
When the process server attempted to serve the lawsuit on the Dolezal PYRAMID CENTER's address at 7381 WEBB RD, CHATSWORTH CA 91311-7019, the following Declaration of Diligence report was filed with the federal court:
June 27, 2014 – 6:43 PM
7381 WEBB ROAD CHATSWORTH CA 91311
Unable to effect service at given address. House is like a hoarder house, over a dozen cars, very remote. Road not paved & is very dangerous. First spoke to a Male, 60, 6'2?, Polish or Russian sounding accent, he was rubbing a rag on a car. I asked if this was "Pyramid Center or for Josef Dolezal", he said "I don't know, I just clean the cars". He denied living there, told me to go away. I saw a blonde female, 60 on upper deck and asked her the same questions. She came down and said there is no "Pyramid Center & Josef was not here." I asked does Josef live here, then she started screaming, "I was trespassing." Meanwhile the tall guy is reading out loud the J & J sheet [Janney & Janney Attorney Service, Inc.] on the papers and then starts asking me questions. I said "I thought you did not live here", then from behind a car a male 30 came towards me with a large heavy impact wrench at shoulder height as if to strike me. He said "if you keep being aggressive (all I did was ask a few questions) I'm going to answer your aggression with aggression." I left. This place is too remote to go alone, if something happens no one will ever know! Unsafe for me, you need a Sheriff or someone armed.
Courtroom With People Mugs Video Title (SEE below):
Jordan Maxwell And The Thief Who Stole His Website And His Life's Work
Here are arguments before the Federal California Central District Court; ROBERT GILL (Producer of the Jordan Maxwell Show) versus MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT, LLC; JOSEF DOLEZAL; and THE PYRAMID CENTER; Case #: 2:14-cv-04799-GHK-VBK (attorney Gregory Bodell, State Bar # — 112573):
"Defendants [MOMENTUM, DOLEZAL, PYRAMID] wrongfully assert that they control all activity of Mr. Maxwell and own all right, title and interest to any intellectual property which features Mr. Maxwell, including radio and internet shows, podcasts, merchandising, URLs utilizing Mr. Maxwell's name, subsidiary rights, and the like, through eternity by virtue of a four page Assignment of Intellectual Property dated March 30, 2010 for which Mr. Maxwell [was paid $1] (the ‘Illegal Agreement'). Defendants have misstated the force and effect of the Illegal Agreement to terrorize sponsors and patrons of Mr. Maxwell and distributors of Plaintiff's property from featuring their works, claiming ownership of those works themselves and any publication of Mr. Maxwell. Defendants' actions are wrongful and have caused significant harm to Plaintiff."
"Upon information and belief, Defendants are falsely representing to others that they own the Shows, or some of them, including but not limited to Facebook, YouTube, Vimeo, iTunes, Blue Host, Twitter, on which Internet sites the Shows were properly posted by Plaintiff or with his consent. Upon further information and belief, Defendants have represented to such entities and people that they own the Shows. … Defendants' statements were false and known by them to be false and were made without privilege or justification. … Upon information and belief, Defendants' statements and actions alleged above were intentional or were carried out with malice, oppression or fraud, i.e., reckless disregard of the rights and interests of Plaintiff, in an effort to cause others to stop distributing his property, i.e., the Shows."
SEE: Federal California Central District Court, Lawsuit Summary, Case Number 2:14-cv-04799-GHK-VBK
Here are arguments before the Los Angeles Superior Court; JORDAN MAXWELL versus JOSEF J. DOLEZAL, ET AL; Case #: LC099418 (attorney Kenneth M. Lipton, State Bar # — 82342):
"In making the disclosure described above, defendant [Dolezal] was guilty of oppression, fraud, or malice, in that defendant made the disclosure with the intent to vex, injure or annoy plaintiff or a willful and conscious disregard of plaintiff's [Maxwell] rights."
"As a legal and proximate cause of Defendants' [Dolezals] negligence, Plaintiff [Maxwell] was defrauded out of the purchase and use of his name and likeness, and suffered other compensatory losses and interest thereon."
"As a direct and proximate result, and because Defendants [Dolezals] have acted and continued to act fraudulently, maliciously and oppressively, despicably and in callous disregard of the rights and interests of Plaintiffs, the Plaintiff [Maxwell] is entitled to punitive damages in an amount according to proof for the sake of example and by way of punishing the Defendants."
SEE: Los Angeles Superior Court, Case Summary, Search – Los Angeles Superior Court
Here's another argument before the California courts, 2nd Appellate District, Maxwell versus Dolezal, Case #: B254893 (attorney David R. Greifinger, State Bar # — 105242):
"Dolezal has brazenly stolen Maxwell's name, image, life's work, and livelihood, and now seeks judicial sanction to ruin Maxwell's earning capacity for life. Maxwell has pled facts to establish the theft — be it through invasion of privacy, breach of contract, or both."
SEE: California Courts, Appellate Courts Case Information, Search – 2nd Appellate District
SEE the history of the lawsuit for the Jordan Maxwell Show thus far in the picture below:
Gill v. MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT The Dolezals filed their response in Federal California Central District Court on Monday, 11-August-2014, case number 2:14-cv-04799-GHK-VBK.
NOTICE: Below is an example of what Jordan Maxwell has been dealing with for the last several years, the removal of his NEW promotional video from YouTube and Vimeo, an example of the impediment of Jordan's public activity for the past several years. The Jordan Maxwell Show produced an accompanying promotional video for the Jordan Maxwell Show Kickstarter campaign. Josef John Dolezal, whom Jordan Maxwell is no longer affiliated with and does NOT wish to be associated with, is an officer with a California entity named MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT, LLC, which serves as a front for the Dolezals. MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT, LLC, is a business entity registered with the CALIFORNIA SECRETARY OF STATE, entity number: 200601010033. Agent for Service of Process is listed as JOKUB DOLEZAL. Jakub Richard Dolezal is Manager of MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT, LLC. Josef D. Dolezal (father of Josef John & Jakub Richard) is Director of MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT, LLC. Without the Jordan Maxwell Show's consent, the Dolezals unilaterally registered a copyright with the US Copyright Office for the Jordan Maxwell Show, Registration Number / Date: SR0000724218 / 2013-04-19, via their front MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC. The Dolezals / MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC produced/produce NO CONTENT nor CREATED/CREATE any content for the Jordan Maxwell Show. The Jordan Maxwell Show has NO affiliation with the Dolezals or MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC. Quoting the US Copyright Office — "Copyright Claimant: MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC., Transfer: By written agreement." The Jordan Maxwell Show has NO agreement nor any affiliation whatsoever with the Dolezals / MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC.
MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT / Dolezal and Jordan Maxwell's "Research Society"
Currently, at http://jordanmaxwell. com/RS.html, MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT / Dolezal states, "For now, the Research Society will consist of Jordan releasing rare and/or never before seen material …" This is misleading because Jordan Maxwell has NO current affiliation with jordanmaxwell.com, or MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT / Dolezal. Jordan Maxwell is releasing nothing. MOMENTUM / Dolezal is. Jordan Maxwell receives NO money for this. MOMENTUM / Dolezal does.
The Jordan Maxwell Show is FREELY available at the Jordan Maxwell Show website, per Jordan Maxwell's wish. The JORDAN MAXWELL FILES episodes are under a Creative Commons License specifically stating, "NonCommercial – You may not use the material for commercial purposes." Dolezal / MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC were selling episodes of the Jordan Maxwell Show for prices ranging from $4.99 to $9.99 at jordanmaxwell.com. MOMENTUM stopped selling these episodes after being served with a lawsuit in federal court.
WATCH the REMOVAL from YouTube of the NEW Jordan Maxwell Promotional video by Dolezal via MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC
Dolezal / MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT LLC had nothing to do with the creation and production of this video.
NOTE: MOMENTUM DEVELOPMENT / Dolezal had the following video removed from YouTube early Monday morning, 14-April-2014, on the basis of a copyright claim. The Jordan Maxwell Show filed a copyright counter-notification. MOMENTUM / Dolezal had approximately 10 days to file a lawsuit in federal court to prove their copyright claim. MOMENTUM / Dolezal have yet to file suit, so YouTube reinstated the following video in accordance with the Digital Millennium Copyright Act on Friday, 02-May-2014, circa 5:43 p.m.
Special Thanks to TruthSeekah for the use of the song "Atmosphere" from the album SPIRITUAL ALCHEMY.
O pledoarie pentru disciplina scolara si educatie: Arhiepiscopul Sucevei si a Radautilor sustine in Pastorala sa de Paste ca elevii invatand la scoala sa se spele (educatie, sanatate si altele) sunt impinsi spre pacat si desfranare. Sa se spele mai putin ca daca toata ziua se dezbraca si fac dus, asta ii indeamna la desfrau. Inalt Prea Sfintia Sa isi imagineaza fecioare sub dus dorind cat mai putina inbaietura si topaiala sub dus, acesta unealta a dracului precum metroul. Noi sa ramanem cu mintea intunecata cum am ramas atatea veacuri. Pimen a colaborat cu Securitatea (confirmat din 2007 ca turnator) avand numele conspirativ Esidorovici Petru, dand note explicative cat se afla la Manastirea Putna si cand a ajuns in SUA, Germania si Israel. A cerut deasemenea revendicarea printr-o fundatie de-a sa a 192.000 hectare de padure (cateva ouaua)... cerere refuzata. Un prostanac ce ne polueaza viata!
Gigi Becali a scris cinci carti in puscarie intr-un an si zece luni, cam cat scoate un scriitor de meserie in 7-10 ani.
George Copos a dat in judecata in Vinerea Mare toata presa pentru ca a fost calomniat fiind acuzat de plagiat. Un escroc notoriu il acuza pe Parfenie, adevaratul autor al cartii plagiate de Copos, ca l-a calomniat deoarece Parfene nu a avut bani sa publice niciodata cartea sa... In lumea misoginismului creativ, Copos va scapa basma curata deoarece si-a platit deja un audit ce "demonstreaza" ca mai putin de 2% din cartea sa este "inspirata" din opera adevaratului autor; la fel ca si primul ministru Ponta.
Becali crede ca Divinitatea are un "plan divin".
Fripturista de Mihaela Radulescu a fost data afara de revista Elle si Trustul Pro a inceput sa se debaraseze de ea de la Romanii au Talent dupa declaratiile sale penale (de facut puscarie) absolut scarboase si penibile la adresa homosexualilor; se va ajunge, cand noi nu vom mai fi, la acel moment cand umanitatea va privi in urma si va considera obtuza gandirea ce condamna homosexualitatea ca pe o boala sau o vina. Generatiile urmatoare vor rade de acestia cum radem noi de gandacii de Colorado: sa consideri in secolul XXI ca este mai prejos sa ai o relatie homosexuala decat o relatie dintre un barbat si o femeie, inseamna ca esti absolut imbecil. Daca tu, din toata existenta aceasta a omenirii nu ai invatat macar atata lucru, ca oamenii au dreptul sa faca ce vor ei cu viata lor din orice punct de vedere, inseamna ca nu ai invatat evolutiv absolut nimic. Daca omenirea va mai exista peste un secol sau doua, va considera un lucru normal orice relatie de dragoste... toate statele vor trece peste tabuurile lor. Nu este nici o tragedie sa fii gay sau lesbo. Este absolut normal in societate sa gandesti si sa faci cum vrei. Este o boala ca sa nu treci peste aceste clisee. Poate altora nu le place de relatia neinfrecatei Mihaelei Tiganu cu parasutistul ei Felix Baumgartner... Imagine si-a facut, s-a discutat despre ea, in stilul in care ne asteptam... cam asa se poate discuta despre o toanta, la nivelul asta. Credea ca ii trimite pe astia la colt definitiv si va avea o statuie sau o placa comemorativa, cu litere de aur cum sunt pe cardul lui Voiculescu, undeva: "Mihaela Radulescu i-a exterminat definitiv pe homosexuali".
Minister cu obraz subtire Batalie la vârf pentru gratiile UDMR Educatia pentru sanatate, criticata de biserica Sfântul Dan Diaconescu Memoriile lui Becali de dupa gratii Bombonel, campion la oua Copos cel suparat spune ca n-a plagiat Scumpul telefon de edil liberal Raduleasca, suparata pe Gheorghe si Ion Meniu special pentru arestatii de lux Românii, credinciosi si traditionalisti Fiica de medic spagar plateste pentru pacatele tatalui Nemtii, îngrijorati de imunitatea alesilor nostril
Emisiunea LUMEA LUI RADU BANCIU 10 Aprilie 2015 inregistrare video COMPLETA
Scriitorul preferat al Elenei Udrea era Dorin Cocos, pentru ca el ii scria cecurile... #Kafka
"Suntem un cacat de tara, sa va intre bine in cap! Ce patriotism?!"
Sa vorbim de calitatea pungilor cand vorbim de DNA. Pentru ca la noi toate spagile s-au dat cu punga. Chiar si Valcov, in cimitir, Gigi, Cocos, Udrea au dat cu punga.
Vanghelie a intrerupt partida de Fazan cu Radu Mazare pentru a merge cu iubita sa Oana Mizil la sediul DNA pentru a explica de unde au 90 de milioane de euro (mita incasata cu plasa de primar).
Filipestii de Targ: primarul Aurelian Manole trece in declaratia de avere un cadou de 120.000 lei primit de sotia sa, probabil pe strada de la o persoana fizica si 30.000 de lei castigati de fiul sau la pacanele (suma mai mare cu 6.000 de lei decat venitul primarului. Fiul a primit si alocatii de stat de 500 de lei.
Mihaela Tiganu considera homosexualii o categorie de inlaturat din societate. Ea este mama inainte de a fi vedeta si vrea sa fie lasata de putregaiul asta, ea fiind demna.
Parlamentarii tin cu dintii de imunitate
Constitutia, singura problemă
Monica Iacob Ridzi mai stă o lună după gratii
Săraca bogată doamnă Fenechiu
Dragostea de edil trece prin divort
Promovare în stil românesc
Valorile traditionale ale Mariei Grapini
Varanul a mai primit o lovitură
Înjurat de maghiari pentru că poartă steagul României
Foarte interesant de urmarit justul discurs al lui Banciu despre cliseele patriotice. Nationalismul este o porcarie. Soldatul nu este nationalist, este un mercenar ce face o meserie pentru bani sau din ego (egoism). Cum poti iubi o tara? Ce reprezinta tara: Fiscul, DNA-ul, Tariceanu, Ponta, conturul hartii Romaniei?! Oamenii nu gandesc suficient.
Catalin Parfene il acuza pe Copos (puscariasul) de plagiat. George Copos ("omul de afaceri") i-a copiat opera integral punand sinonime. Copos se ocupa cu evaziunea fiscala prin hoteluri; plagiatul este o infractiune grava pentru acest eliberat conditional. Ce om mic poate sa fie cand a spus: "Hai sa-l fur pe unul..."
Politicienii sunt corupti cu totii. Nu ne mai ajunge timpul istoric pentru a-i condamna pe toti.
Puscariasul George Copos nu a fost in stare nici macar sa plateasca un autor pentru "operele" sale din inchisoare, ci a plagiat.
Dacia-Renault pleaca din Romania daca in 5 ani nu se finalizeaza autostrada Pitesti-Sibiu.
"There's no doubt about it. We picked up several from different parts of the planet, took them aboard our recon vessels, and probed them all the way through. They're completely meat."
"That's impossible. What about the radio signals? The messages to the stars?"
"They use the radio waves to talk, but the signals don't come from them. The signals come from machines."
"So who made the machines? That's who we want to contact."
"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Meat made the machines."
"That's ridiculous. How can meat make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient meat."
"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in that sector and they're made out of meat."
"Maybe they're like the orfolei. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a meat stage."
"Nope. They're born meat and they die meat. We studied them for several of their life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of meat?"
"Spare me. Okay, maybe they're only part meat. You know, like the weddilei. A meat head with an electron plasma brain inside."
"Nope. We thought of that, since they do have meat heads, like the weddilei. But I told you, we probed them. They're meat all the way through."
"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of meat! That's what I've been trying to tell you."
"So ... what does the thinking?"
"You're not understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The meat."
"Thinking meat! You're asking me to believe in thinking meat!"
"Yes, thinking meat! Conscious meat! Loving meat. Dreaming meat. The meat is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"
"Omigod. You're serious then. They're made out of meat."
"Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of meat. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
"Omigod. So what does this meat have in mind?"
"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other sentiences, swap ideas and information. The usual."
"We're supposed to talk to meat."
"That's the idea. That's the message they're sending out by radio. 'Hello. Anyone out there. Anybody home.' That sort of thing."
"They actually do talk, then. They use words, ideas, concepts?" "Oh, yes. Except they do it with meat."
"I thought you just told me they used radio."
"They do, but what do you think is on the radio? Meat sounds. You know how when you slap or flap meat, it makes a noise? They talk by flapping their meat at each other. They can even sing by squirting air through their meat."
"Omigod. Singing meat. This is altogether too much. So what do you advise?"
"Officially or unofficially?"
"Officially, we are required to contact, welcome and log in any and all sentient races or multibeings in this quadrant of the Universe, without prejudice, fear or favor. Unofficially, I advise that we erase the records and forget the whole thing."
"I was hoping you would say that."
"It seems harsh, but there is a limit. Do we really want to make contact with meat?"
"I agree one hundred percent. What's there to say? 'Hello, meat. How's it going?' But will this work? How many planets are we dealing with here?"
"Just one. They can travel to other planets in special meat containers, but they can't live on them. And being meat, they can only travel through C space. Which limits them to the speed of light and makes the possibility of their ever making contact pretty slim. Infinitesimal, in fact."
"So we just pretend there's no one home in the Universe."
"Cruel. But you said it yourself, who wants to meet meat? And the ones who have been aboard our vessels, the ones you probed? You're sure they won't remember?"
"They'll be considered crackpots if they do. We went into their heads and smoothed out their meat so that we're just a dream to them."
"A dream to meat! How strangely appropriate, that we should be meat's dream."
"And we marked the entire sector unoccupied."
"Good. Agreed, officially and unofficially. Case closed. Any others? Anyone interesting on that side of the galaxy?"
"Yes, a rather shy but sweet hydrogen core cluster intelligence in a class nine star in G445 zone. Was in contact two galactic rotations ago, wants to be friendly again."
"They always come around."
"And why not? Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the Universe would be if one were all alone ..."